May 2013
tomatolovers:
tomatolovers:
so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’
SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF
fuck im just feeding my panic and anxiety here im going to bed before i actually sTOP breathing
trillow:
hey mum my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks
vocaroo:
this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen
beekwhy:
toopsy:
brimerica:
ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR
And then there’s Austria
i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
renkos:
jackfrostftw:
renkos:
please flirt with me
EEYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADEH
dont do that
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
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sinnerlikedamon:
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this looks brilliant do me do me
happyds:
rebloggable I gUESS u m u !
